Shut up and Listen

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via mickeylovesd)

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(Source: america-wakiewakie, via mickeylovesd)

vinebox:

when straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox, via lexsheep)

another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

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princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

image

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You know what I don’t get? Why people repeat words +

(Source: dinaah, via carrietheseawitch)