Shut up and Listen

brittanagraduates:

#ellen the vagina whisperer

(Source: rihannasnostril, via nowearenotdating)

coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via oneday415)

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(via extracrispywing)

svenskaspark:

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day


I just did a search for “your mom” and it apparently peaked in 2006 or so. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

svenskaspark:

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

I just did a search for “your mom” and it apparently peaked in 2006 or so. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

(via carrietheseawitch)