Shut up and Listen

lghtyagami:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

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sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass, via kingsleyyy)

person: so what music are you into?

me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

(via oneday415)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via carrietheseawitch)

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via carrietheseawitch)

missespeon:

customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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