Shut up and Listen

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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“Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down”
— Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)

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thenewjuanito:

Me every second of world cup

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bigrnac:

school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Good. Unfollow me. If you’re offended by the shit I say about olives I dont want you on this blog or near my body. 

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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